Anecdote débile

I watched Lyon's game yesterday in a bar and at some point two gay americans entered the bar and took a deep look at one of the garçons, the one with the tight white shirt (emphasis on tight), and said something along these lines first really hush hush and then really audible, they were right in my back so I could hear the entire conversation:
1: Wow!
2: Told you... Isn't he amazing
1: Look at him scrubbing the counter behind the machine* out loud Une pah-kette des marlboro light Seal-Wu-Plae
2: Yeah, wouldn't you like him to rub your machine**...
1: Haha...
2: Yeah, yeah... quasi-loud in a drity voice wouldn't you... so dirty! dirty hushed laughter
P: You are fully aware that some people DO understand what you are saying right?

* a coffee machine
** not a coffee machine

Have yourself a good day, P