Just a couple quotes...

Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. - Penn Jillette

And that's how you get a girl to bed... Be entertaining, be a movie, not a movie star, just a movie...

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PS: Chuebeli is a genius. This article is great! But why the hell this puny fight, my friend?