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19 septembre 2006

Windows theory...

The short tautology summing up the theory is the following:
"Coupling takes place when receptivity is coincindental to proactivity"

Now let's put the thing into perspective:
Receptivity can be considered to be a coefficient of alcohol that one has had and alcohol-adjusted-attractivity of the counterpart

Proactivity for men can be considered to be a coefficient of alcohol-adjusted-shyness (really talented people who can do without)
Proactivity for women can be considered to be a coefficient of personality with a dummy variable for Scandinavian women and other women that are proactive

The window problem is that the defaults for those values are
- Most men won't go chat up women if not drunk
- Most women in our countries won't go chat up men at all

So the only success scenario available is when men chat women up. So baring really attractive men, it all boils down to alcohol that men have had for proactivity before they are to drunk to be attractive at all... and alcohol that the targets has had by the time the chatter takes place! This is what I would call the alcohol window...

And I am very good at missing the alcohol window... Well, now at least we know why I am not good at chatting up women in bars or discos!
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6 Comments:

At 20 septembre, 2006 13:46, Anonymous dude said...

but don't forget: who opens a window, closes a door... while you're hitting on her(s), you are not ordering...

 
At 20 septembre, 2006 15:23, Blogger claudio said...

Mein Lösungsvorschlag: Dieses WE auf die Wiesn kommen, wo das Fenster ganz gross ist. Bayerinnen (Frauen, richtige Frauen, die's auch zeigen) die dich ansprechen, keiner ist nüchtern, ergo ... ;-)

 
At 20 septembre, 2006 18:23, Blogger P-Man said...

Fliege auf Paris, aber kenne mittlerweile drei separate Gruppen, die hinfahren...

Viel Spass an allen,
P

 
At 20 septembre, 2006 18:57, Anonymous chuebel said...

Yeah. Moreover the alcohol window does not open every time at the same spot. For some girls only 2 drinks are already a "had too much".
Thus girls should more regularly get drunk in our latitudes OR - damn - we guys should really get some balls soon. - Can one buy them on ebay by the way?

 
At 21 septembre, 2006 08:35, Anonymous Absurd said...

Damn right... Go through this quite every weekend*, first the - from time to time - quite successful eyecontact, then probably even a little dance, eventually when you are chatting with her (because you have been proactive enough due to your alcohol consumption) you notice that you better should leave her alone as you are not able to talk anything than bullshit anyomore...

Well, if there's a medicinie - like something, which makes you proactive whitout wasting you - tell me (sadly I've never fancied and never will fancy hard drugs).

*Above all last Weekend in HH, one of these spanish girls you fall in love immediately (cute, not speaking english very well, always smiling, - at least seemingly - not taking life too serious etc.)

 
At 21 septembre, 2006 08:36, Anonymous Absurd said...

Damn right... Go through this quite every weekend*, first the - from time to time - quite successful eyecontact, then probably even a little dance, eventually when you are chatting with her (because you have been proactive enough due to your alcohol consumption) you notice that you better should leave her alone as you are not able to talk anything than bullshit anyomore...

Well, if there's a medicinie - like something, which makes you proactive whitout wasting you - tell me (sadly I've never fancied and never will fancy hard drugs).

*Above all last Weekend in HH, one of these spanish girls you fall in love immediately (cute, not speaking english very well, always smiling, - at least seemingly - not taking life too serious etc.)

 

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